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Students
in the central york school district will soon have a new
high school.
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military
leaders met at the state department to discuss the security
of the nation.
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Every
year large numbers of people come out to see the rose bowl
parade.
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The
dalai lama of tibet is a follower of buddhism, yet many christians
and muslims look to him for guidance.
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In
Lancaster, a popular place to visit is long's park, and in
maryland, a popular tourist attraction is ladew topiary gardens.
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We
live in the northeast, yet we often travel west to pittsburgh
for our summer vacations.
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Sometimes
stargazers think the planet venus is a star.
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Extra
Drill for Expert Typists
Professor
Jagger, using quantitative physics
and fuzzy set logic, was able
to prove that clocks go "tock
tick, tock tick." We
don't hear it that way because
of our lack of attention in our
youth. We missed the first cycle
and began with "tick, tock." We
are too stubborn to admit we are
wrong. A survey of experienced
teachers reinforced the findings
that people don't listen and won't
admit they are wrong. Hence
the background was created for
the emergence of a serious Chinese
problem. The Chinese, who make
98.7% of the doorbells, read from
right to left. Hence "ding, dong," when
adjusted via translators, came
out "dong ding." To prevent an
international incident and avoid
bankrupting the new government
in China, the State Department
brainwashed us into hearing "ding
dong." Several
diplomats with dyslexia went quietly
insane but were employed to write
crazy keyboarding exercises for
Nimble Fingers. Now, we often
lose innocent people trying to
develop their keyboarding skills
by giving them mind-twisting exercises
to type. But at least time passes
quickly, and they are not bored.
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